The People's Republic of Our Relationship | A Manifesto
A humorous take on relationship management using political propaganda themes. Explore the 'snack economy' and 'collectivized domestic labor' manifesto.
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF OUR RELATIONSHIP
A Manifesto for Improvement Under President Matthew's Regime
THE MANDATE OF THE MASSES
Following the recent unilateral election by Comrade Lilly, the results are clear. The people have spoken, and stability is secured.
COLLECTIVIZED DOMESTIC LABOR
From each according to his ability (me taking out the trash and killing spiders), to each according to her needs (you loading the dishwasher properly). We strive for a balanced domestic economy.
STABILIZING THE SNACK ECONOMY
Under previous administrations, supply chain issues led to 'Hangry' incidents. The new regime guarantees a surplus of treats.
THE PEOPLE'S COURT (DISPUTES)
Mandatory 'Cool Down' periods before arguments escalate.
Admission of guilt (usually mine) will be expedited for efficiency.
The 'Never Go To Bed Angry' treaty is ratified immediately.
GUARANTEED OUTCOMES OF THE REVOLUTION
State-sponsored fun levels will increase by 200% compared to previous administration.
Our union will become stronger than industrial-grade steel alone.
Mutual admiration shall rise continuously, like the glorious production quotas.
The history of all hitherto existing relationships is the history of struggle... until now. Now, we build a utopia.
- President Matthew
FORWARD TOGETHER, COMRADE LILLY
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